- August 9th, 2018, 11:00 pm
#146533
I've never felt the need to r/gatekeep in my life until I met Saphira.
This post is centered around what Saphira seems to enjoy and has never argued against enjoying.
The Eragon Movie.
That movie is the closest I've come to getting an abortion as I do own it.
I actually own everything Eragon. All four books, the crappy DS game, a PS2 game (I think... idfk), and the movie. How sad is it that the DS game is more accurate than the movie? At least Saphira has dragon wings in the game and doesn't look like the unholy offspring between a Wyvern and a Quetzalcoatl.
The movie gives zero regards for the source material. Every single time Paolini described Saphira he at least mentioned her bat-like wings and the veins you could see in them. The city under the mountain is just full of black people for some reason. Guess they didn't wanna blow their budget on midgets in armor.
Everything about Brom was practically adlibbed. Eragon for some reason wore denim jeans in a medieval society? Nothing about Eragon's cousin or his future wife. The fucking elf Arya... Jesus they slaughtered everything about her and just made her a damsel even though in the books she was literally more badass than Eragon.
In the movie, she was basically useless. Until MAYBE the last book she was hundreds of times more badass than Eragon, Eragon being the ultimate knight and a literal prophecy incarnate.
And all this crap about Zaroc. Eugh...
Saphira... if you see this. Get some class and change your pic from that crap abortion of a movie to some decent fanart of Saphira the dragon.
This post is centered around what Saphira seems to enjoy and has never argued against enjoying.
The Eragon Movie.
That movie is the closest I've come to getting an abortion as I do own it.
I actually own everything Eragon. All four books, the crappy DS game, a PS2 game (I think... idfk), and the movie. How sad is it that the DS game is more accurate than the movie? At least Saphira has dragon wings in the game and doesn't look like the unholy offspring between a Wyvern and a Quetzalcoatl.
The movie gives zero regards for the source material. Every single time Paolini described Saphira he at least mentioned her bat-like wings and the veins you could see in them. The city under the mountain is just full of black people for some reason. Guess they didn't wanna blow their budget on midgets in armor.
Everything about Brom was practically adlibbed. Eragon for some reason wore denim jeans in a medieval society? Nothing about Eragon's cousin or his future wife. The fucking elf Arya... Jesus they slaughtered everything about her and just made her a damsel even though in the books she was literally more badass than Eragon.
In the movie, she was basically useless. Until MAYBE the last book she was hundreds of times more badass than Eragon, Eragon being the ultimate knight and a literal prophecy incarnate.
And all this crap about Zaroc. Eugh...
Saphira... if you see this. Get some class and change your pic from that crap abortion of a movie to some decent fanart of Saphira the dragon.
“Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”