- May 20th, 2018, 7:09 pm
#136524
ok, so, yeah, weird name, but wanted to bring some RP in.
so basically on 13 im a lawyer, and so people better see this, yeah, i can fight for you in court
don't care who you are, ill fight for you in court.
payment varies on charges.
say you got a kill warrant for murdering a police officer. cost will be higher via higher chance of losing the case.
say you got an arrest warrant for outstanding tickets, cost will be lower via higher chance of actually winning the case.
if we lose, you get half of what you paid.
if we win, i, of course, keep full profit.
don't hesitate outlaws. got a kill warrant you KNOW your gonna be in jail for over 10 mins? contact me on discord at R_udy#6310 and we can set up a time with the judge for a hearing.
99.99% guarenteed to have a lower sentence! (These facts may not be 100% factual)
really, its just for RP. it would be amazing having court session that actually represents the real thing.
kthx
so basically on 13 im a lawyer, and so people better see this, yeah, i can fight for you in court
don't care who you are, ill fight for you in court.
payment varies on charges.
say you got a kill warrant for murdering a police officer. cost will be higher via higher chance of losing the case.
say you got an arrest warrant for outstanding tickets, cost will be lower via higher chance of actually winning the case.
if we lose, you get half of what you paid.
if we win, i, of course, keep full profit.
don't hesitate outlaws. got a kill warrant you KNOW your gonna be in jail for over 10 mins? contact me on discord at R_udy#6310 and we can set up a time with the judge for a hearing.
99.99% guarenteed to have a lower sentence! (These facts may not be 100% factual)
really, its just for RP. it would be amazing having court session that actually represents the real thing.
kthx
Some skrub
Finally! Quotes!
"brb, i dont wanna live" - HookThenCook
"SKRRT SKRRT!" - Killer O'Connor
"We take grape juice matters very seriously here at PH." - Mushy
"Good to know grape juice lives matter" - Stan
"Locked double apple" - aren
Signed,
(Former) President, Vice President, Chief Operating Officer, Executive Chief Operating Officer, Chief Marketing Manager, Chief Advertising Manager, PHD Doctor, Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Assistant Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Nurse, Janitor, Receptionist, Mechanic, Engineer, Heavy Weapons Guy, Chief Executive Officer of Socials Talk Show™, Executive Chief Operating of Socials Talk Show™, Dog, (current) President, Vice President, Chief Operating Officer, Executive Chief Operating Officer, Chief Marketing Manager, Chief Advertising Manager of Goosie™, Goose
Social Skillz
Finally! Quotes!
"brb, i dont wanna live" - HookThenCook
"SKRRT SKRRT!" - Killer O'Connor
"We take grape juice matters very seriously here at PH." - Mushy
"Good to know grape juice lives matter" - Stan
"Locked double apple" - aren
Signed,
(Former) President, Vice President, Chief Operating Officer, Executive Chief Operating Officer, Chief Marketing Manager, Chief Advertising Manager, PHD Doctor, Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Assistant Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Nurse, Janitor, Receptionist, Mechanic, Engineer, Heavy Weapons Guy, Chief Executive Officer of Socials Talk Show™, Executive Chief Operating of Socials Talk Show™, Dog, (current) President, Vice President, Chief Operating Officer, Executive Chief Operating Officer, Chief Marketing Manager, Chief Advertising Manager of Goosie™, Goose
Social Skillz