[wonslowcar]

could you please edit your comment as to not start a flame war so this doesn't get locked

[Danny Dog]

could you please edit your comment as to not start a flame war so this doesn't get locked

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[DeathExperience]

I mean my Shop is on every Server, and the most time at Washington. You can find me everywhere in Washington, but the most time in seattle.

[NeedlessMemeing]

I'll do an interview later if you want. I'd love to debunk the lies that the infamous MattCobra has been spreading, tainting the glorious State of Washington.

[wonslowcar]

BREAKING NEWS:
I recently had a news interview with NeedlessMemeing. Here it is;
Ok
So hello Officer Needless
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:14 AM
Hello BatKat
Bat Kat - Today at 8:14 AM
As i understand, you have an investigation unit on the Seattle Mafia.
Correct?
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:14 AM
Yes, this is true. Currently I'm a 1 man unit but I'm hoping to expand
Bat Kat - Today at 8:14 AM
mk
Please answer these three questions with a "correct" or "incorrect";
1) You were an ex member of the mafia, removed from the group due to a perm ban on the server
2) You currently are in companionship with the PPD to investigate Matt's mafia on 10
3) You have one successful raid on the mafia
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:15 AM
1 is correct, but I'd rather not talk about. If you really want to know, check my ban appeal
2. Correct
3. Correct
Bat Kat - Today at 8:15 AM
Mk
What are your plans to take down the Mafia?
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:16 AM
Well, you see
I know you can't take down a Mafia
They'll regain strength
With their current member count, it isnt possible.
But I hope to weaken them
I won't get into too many details
Bat Kat - Today at 8:17 AM
From the inside out?
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:17 AM
Even though my plans have been leaked about 5 minutes ago
Bat Kat - Today at 8:17 AM
lol
courtesy of Pleblo
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:17 AM
Yeah, so I have to remake some better plans
But anyways
Bat Kat - Today at 8:18 AM
So
How confident are you in your abilities to weaken the Mafia?
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:19 AM
I know for a fact I can't really do it on my own. With the PPD I should be able to get volunteers to help with raids, searches etc
But wish enough time and dedication, I should be able to do this
Bat Kat - Today at 8:19 AM
So, before you I had an interview with MattCobra
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:19 AM
Yes, that cheeky bastard
Bat Kat - Today at 8:19 AM
He told me that you're "investigation unit" wouldn't do much to the Mafia
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:19 AM
He is quite biased
Bat Kat - Today at 8:19 AM
mhm
answer the question
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:20 AM
What question?
Bat Kat - Today at 8:20 AM
wait nvm
How do you feel about him saying it wont do much to the Mafia
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:21 AM
I feel like he is underestimating the strength of the police force. He thinks that he's some sort of god.
And if you've been around him for 3 years in real life too
You'd know that
Bat Kat - Today at 8:21 AM
Ok
Uhh
I mean, i dont really have any good questions for you
So
anything you would like to say to the readers?
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:22 AM
I would like to make an announcement
Bat Kat - Today at 8:22 AM
Mhm?
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:23 AM
If you'd like to join this informal investigation squad, hit me up on discord @NeedlessMeming#8737. No need to join a group or anything, as we all share one goal, which is to investigate the Mafia.
Bat Kat - Today at 8:23 AM
Mk
NeedlessMemeing - Today at 8:24 AM
I would also like to make an announcement to civilians. If you are confronted by men in Mafia suits holding Devil's Banes, run, as that is all you can do. They abuse the fuck out of that weapon. If you can't run, call an emergency with /police, as we'd love to help stop a robbery
In addition, I hope that Duke does not win the election. He is known to everyone as a corrupt person, and without the Mafia he'd be sitting at 4 votes. So please, do not fall for the illusion that Duke is putting out there.
That's all I have to say
It has been nice talking
But it is like 1am as of writing this
Goodbye
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[wonslowcar]

Coming out with another edition today or tomorrow!
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Today, i had an interview with both the newly elected mayor on #10, PhantomPear, aswell as the elected mayor on #13, Red/Voxi. Here it is;

[TrippL]

Coming out with another edition today or tomorrow!
Sneak Peek to the next article:

Today, i had an interview with both the newly elected mayor on #10, PhantomPear, aswell as the elected mayor on #13, Red/Voxi. Here it is;

Interview duke

[tMoist]

Coming out with another edition today or tomorrow!
Sneak Peek to the next article:

Today, i had an interview with both the newly elected mayor on #10, PhantomPear, aswell as the elected mayor on #13, Red/Voxi. Here it is;

Interview duke

+1

[Peppermint_Bark]

Coming out with another edition today or tomorrow!
Sneak Peek to the next article:

Today, i had an interview with both the newly elected mayor on #10, PhantomPear, aswell as the elected mayor on #13, Red/Voxi. Here it is;

Interview duke

+1

agree'd interview duke, i wanna see where it goes. +1

[tMoist]

Let’s get Social Skillz/Jacket to do the interview, this will be hilarious.