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Today is
5/28/2018 Without much further to do, letsss get rightttt into the news! This is a Special Edition on the Cobra Militia. Today, the Cobra Militia, whoever did will remain anonymous, asked me to do a news story on them. Im totally not getting threatened right now. Sent in from reactor17, this is video of the Cobra Militia breaking out member Jack from the Washington State Police with the help of LuckK, memebigboy, MattCobra, Lil Kai, and of course reactor. Here it is
https://youtu.be/_Yz2jeYfx0c
As an added bonus, I went to the man MattCobra himself and interviewed him about some things, about the raid and more. Have a read:
BatKat: Herro mr Matt
MattCobra: Hello Mr Bat Kat
BatKat: Hi
BatKat: So how's your day been so far
BatKat: Most likely pretty good with that breakout, ey?
MattCobra: Yeah lmao
MattCobra: and the kidnaps I've done
MattCobra: and
MattCobra: I killed 6 commies!
BatKat: The cops will have a kicker when they see this.
MattCobra: I'm sure they will
BatKat: I dont know what that means, im not british
BatKat: So
BatKat: How did you feel before the raid
BatKat: Scared?
MattCobra: No
MattCobra: We outnumbered them
MattCobra: Almost 2:1
BatKat: How many members did they have?
MattCobra: 2 members online
MattCobra: (proof they're dying of inactivity)
BatKat: Hmmm
BatKat: and by the looks of it, you had like 6?
MattCobra: Yep
BatKat: Alright
MattCobra: I mean
MattCobra: listen to this
MattCobra: they got 5 members on
MattCobra: to arrest me
BatKat: So were you driving the getaway, or...
MattCobra: I was firing a fucking rocket launcher into it.
BatKat: ahhh
BatKat: that's why there was so much fucking mayhem
MattCobra: mhm
MattCobra: and fyi
MattCobra: to anyone who wants to join
MattCobra: We look after our own
BatKat: clearly
BatKat: So who was driving the getaway?
MattCobra: Uhh
MattCobra: Reactor
BatKat: Alright
BatKat: So i saw that one handsome guy on the background on the bridge
BatKat: with a grizzly
BatKat: oh wait that was me
BatKat: <3
MattCobra: He was ugly
BatKat: shut up
MattCobra: lmao
BatKat: ok
BatKat: so
MattCobra: mhm
BatKat: Do you have any words to the WNG?
MattCobra: Yeah
MattCobra: you're all disorganised as fuck
BatKat: so, there was a bit of controversy this month
BatKat: about one of your members, ShrewdShroud
BatKat: becoming mayor
MattCobra: Ah yes good ol Shrewd
BatKat: He got impeached because a captain sent in proof of him letting others farm berries.
BatKat: Was it planned for him to run?
MattCobra: No, actually
BatKat: So he ran on his own free will?
MattCobra: Yep
MattCobra: I didn't know until two days before the election
BatKat: Alright
BatKat: So, how many votes were influenced by the mafia?
MattCobra: Do you mean elections?
BatKat: yes,
BatKat: in the election
MattCobra: I'm honestly not sure
BatKat: Alright.
BatKat: Are any other members of yours planning to run?
BatKat: Maybe you yourself?
MattCobra: Myself my dude
BatKat: Oh!
BatKat: This upcoming month?
MattCobra: Yep
BatKat: Alright
BatKat: Neato
BatKat: What will your plans be during your term?
MattCobra: Destroy the WNG and communism
BatKat: ehhh
BatKat: Orange would be mad
MattCobra: yep
BatKat: Alright
BatKat: Any laws you thinking about implementing?
MattCobra: Bringing back more freedom to the people
MattCobra: making more things legal
BatKat: Ok.
MattCobra: If I could I'd make being a communist sympathiser illegal.
MattCobra: Communism breeds hatred
MattCobra: it 'spreads equality'
MattCobra: yet look at what's happened to Washington
MattCobra: The public is with us
MattCobra: we're supported in the regional areas
MattCobra: It's only what we call
MattCobra: The Commie Slaves
MattCobra: that don't support us.
BatKat: Alright.
BatKat: So, i'm sorry but im gonna have to cut this one a bit short
BatKat: any last words you wanna say before we go?
BatKat: To the viewers out there
MattCobra: Communism is a joke. The Washington National Guard is run by the same people that ran the PPD - look at what happened to the PPD. Don't be afraid to stand up to those ironically greedy communists.
MattCobra: That's it
BatKat: Alright
BatKat: Thanks for the interview!
BatKat: Peace
MattCobra: np
MattCobra: Cya